What movies have not aged well?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-J W Pepper

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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

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-All the bad guys are black.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Diamonds Are Forever

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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Live and Let Die

Have you ever heard of the god Priapus being the same as the god Phosphorus?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

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-”Ah so!”

The Man with the Golden Gun

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Why do I get stressed when I go to bed?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

From Russia With Love

Octopussy

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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

A View to a Kill

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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

You Only Live Twice

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

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Dr No

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Goldfinger

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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Moonraker

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